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1 United States Map on Fri Sep 10, 2010 10:44 am


Master Bullshitter
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A little girl wanted to know what the United States looked like. Her Father tore a map of the United States out of his magazine and cut it into small pieces.

He gave them to her and said, 'Go into the other room and see if you can put this together. This will show you our whole country today..'

After some minutes, she returned and handed him the map, correctly fitted and taped together. The father was surprised and asked how she had finished so quickly.

'Oh,' she said, 'on the other side of the paper is a picture of Jesus.

When I got all of Jesus back where He belonged, then our country just came together.'

Sooo........ when we get Jesus back where He Belongs--
our country will come together.

"Live and let live and let nature be your teacher,
respect the lives of your fellow creatures"

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