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1 Please disreguard any further posts on Sun Nov 08, 2009 10:09 pm

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Tonight from me. It is my last night off of work after a three and one half month leave of absence from a knee surgery. I am celebrating. My wife grilled the two reds that I caught Wednesday and I ate them with french fries. Later, I'm going to eat ice cream for the last time before I go back to work on Tuesday, working out and back on the Atkin's diet. I have been sitting on my ass getting fat, drunk and lazy for three months now so tonight I'm going to blow it out.

I am mixing rum half and half with diet 7 and just a twist of lime and I intend to wake up face down in the gutter. Starting tomorrow I have to walk the straight and narrow for just 8 more months before I can tell Exxon to kiss my brown butt and retire.

But tonight is mine. I am going back out on the deck right now to listen to the owls hoot. I may even hoot back, I have been known to do that but I am on a slippery slope right now and no doubt I'll probably sign back on later thinking that I have something brilliant to say and embarrass myself. Oh well, as Bubbles, Bartender and Rosebud can tell you, it won't be my first time.

That's what true friends are for, they pick you up, brush the dirt off of you and pile you on the sofa with a dog and a cat and cover you up. as you can see.. I'm already meandering around in my mind. Please disregard any further posts, it is my last night off. Admin, my sober alter ego will clean this mess up in the morning hopefully.

God bless us one and all.

What a world...

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2 Re: Please disreguard any further posts on Sun Nov 08, 2009 10:33 pm

Ahhh, Bullfrog, I've been wondering about you and your knee. So, it's back to work we go....

Well, enjoy your last night of work-bachelorhood. You certainly deserve it.

Say, did you get that ship-in-a-bottle finished?

Oh, and I hope you DO log on later... sure looking forward to reading a sloshedfrog'smusings.

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3 Re: Please disreguard any further posts on Sun Nov 08, 2009 10:40 pm

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Bullfrog, you write some of your best stuff in that condition! I love it! :drunken:

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4 Re: Please disreguard any further posts on Sun Nov 08, 2009 10:55 pm

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If I could put a ship in a bottle...
The first thing that I'd like to dooo...
Would be to go and lay,
Down in the hay
and then wake up smelling horse pooohhh...



If I could make tonight last forever...
And have another rum and 7 or tooo..
I'd make every day just like today,
and tomorrow I'd do it again tooooo...

But there never seems
to be enough rum once you find ittttt...
I looked around everywhere..
I know that I put it down here somewhere..

If I had a box just for roaches..
And papers to roll them all toooo..
I'd roll a big doobie,
Light it and then
I'd smoke the whole thing with youuuu..

But I never seem to be able to find
The things that got me stoned
Once I put them downnnnn....

I've looked around enough to know
That I'm gonna be on the ground
Before I know itttt...

Or something like that..


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5 Re: Please disreguard any further posts on Sun Nov 08, 2009 11:09 pm

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Sleep well, Bullfrog.


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6 Re: Please disreguard any further posts on Sun Nov 08, 2009 11:23 pm

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Well I warned ya but I did like that picture Roslynn. I need to upload that one. Did I ever tell you about the time I bumped into my own ass and then excused myself to me?

Please don't make me do it tonight as you know that I will try. But now, really... I'm going to go and lay in my back yard and let my dogs lick my face. They like it, it tickles and always makes me laugh. The more that I laugh, the more they like it. You only go around once in life and you have to measure your good time here in dog licks.

If the dogs like you, you are alright in my book. Well, here I go, goodnight friends.

What a world,

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7 Re: Please disreguard any further posts on Mon Nov 09, 2009 2:16 am

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Bullfrog you are prolly fast asleep in la la land by now and tomorrow you will be starting out again a new refreshed man..............that is after the pain and dizziness leave your noggin ex[hammer] . Enjoy your last day of freedom on Monday and give um heck on Tuesday on the job for your 8 more months of duty :[IMG]fireman01. I hope the time goes by lickety split for ya and stay strong and healthy through it all so you can get back to your life of leisure, fishing and having fun w/ Vicki ex[paddle].


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8 Re: Please disreguard any further posts on Mon Nov 09, 2009 5:01 pm

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Hope your celebratory evening went well and you didn't puke up all that wonderful stuff you ate and drank.


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9 Re: Please disreguard any further posts on Mon Nov 09, 2009 5:36 pm

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Puking is for amatuers, I haven't puked in years. Dean Martin said "You aren't drunk if you can lay on the floor without holding on."


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10 Re: Please disreguard any further posts on Mon Nov 09, 2009 5:54 pm

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Speaking of Dean Martin I'm looking for a Dean Martin lunchbox. It has a martini shaker in place of the thermos. :drunken:

On another topic, Bullfrog. I think we need to start a collection of all your (unique) lyrics to be published at a later date.


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11 Re: Please disreguard any further posts on Mon Nov 09, 2009 6:38 pm

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fishlipsmcgee wrote:Speaking of Dean Martin I'm looking for a Dean Martin lunchbox. It has a martini shaker in place of the thermos. :drunken:

On another topic, Bullfrog. I think we need to start a collection of all your (unique) lyrics to be published at a later date.

I did an excellent improvisation of "Lola" by the Kinks once but it will have to go on the dark side. They keep raiding this park near here because a lot of gay men were committing lewd sex acts in broad daylight.

Anyway.. it had to do with me not knowing about the park and stopping at a picnic table for a rum and cola

C. O. L. A. Cola....

It wound up with me signing

"My poor assaholla...

No more rum and colaaaaa...


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12 Re: Please disreguard any further posts on Mon Nov 09, 2009 8:57 pm

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I did an excellent improvisation of "Lola" by the Kinks once but it will have to go on the dark side. They keep raiding this park near here because a lot of gay men were committing lewd sex acts in broad daylight.

Anyway.. it had to do with me not knowing about the park and stopping at a picnic table for a rum and cola

C. O. L. A. Cola....

It wound up with me signing

"My poor assaholla...

No more rum and colaaaaa...

Well...Are you going to make us beg??? You have a gift Bullfrog ex[lol27] ex[tongue]
I'm waiting for the sing Along With Bullfrog songbook to come out


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13 Re: Please disreguard any further posts on Mon Nov 09, 2009 11:58 pm

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How I have missed Bullfrogs antics. He can make me laugh when I have had a horrible day. "What A World", Bullfrog.
When you retire we will have to build a big fire and have one HELL of a party.

14 Re: Please disreguard any further posts on Wed Nov 11, 2009 11:07 pm

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fishlipsmcgee wrote:
I did an excellent improvisation of "Lola" by the Kinks once but it will have to go on the dark side. They keep raiding this park near here because a lot of gay men were committing lewd sex acts in broad daylight.

Anyway.. it had to do with me not knowing about the park and stopping at a picnic table for a rum and cola

C. O. L. A. Cola....

It wound up with me signing

"My poor assaholla...

No more rum and colaaaaa...

Well...Are you going to make us beg??? You have a gift Bullfrog ex[lol27] ex[tongue]
I'm waiting for the sing Along With Bullfrog songbook to come out

For those not familiar with the song song "Lola" you must first listen to the lyrics to understand. This guy walks into a strange bar where he meets Lola. She asks him to dance and he does. He soon finds out that she is a man.

Here is the song and you really have to listen to it first to get my drift.... so after listening to this do you want to hear my nasty rendition?

Listen to the song and the words and then enjoy my perversion. Go to Youtube and search Lola by the Kinks.. Then I'll put my version here.


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15 Re: Please disreguard any further posts on Wed Nov 11, 2009 11:27 pm

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I know that song and I used to really like it............it was catchy. Go ahead I'll put up my vote for you to put up your version :[img]http:///1 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUiso6MHvRw


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16 Re: Please disreguard any further posts on Thu Nov 12, 2009 9:16 am

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Ya might want to put it on the Dark Side! ex[giggle]

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