A plane took off from the airport and the pilot headed out to sea. After a few minutes, the pilot noticed that the guages said that they were losing altitude. So, the pilot calls the stewardesses to the cockpit, informs them what is going on and tells them to go the back of the plane, open the cargo door and throw all of the luggage out.

The stewardesses go the back and do as they were told. They went back to the cockpit and asked the pilot if things were any better. He checked the guages again and said they were still losing altitude. He informs the stewardesses to go back to the passengers, inform them what is going on and start throwing passengers out.

They go back and explain to the passengers what is going on and that they were going to have to start throwing passengers out, alphabetically, by nationality.

The stewardess asked if there are any african americans on boards. Nobody stands up. She, then asked, if there are any black people on board. Nobody stands up. She asked if there was any colored people on board. Nobody stands up.

She keeps this up until she gets to "m". She asked if there were any mexicans on board. There is this mexican and black guy in the back of the plane. The black guy asked the mexican if he was a mexican. The mexican said, "Hell no, n*gger.....I'm a freaking wetback."