The Guys' Camping Trip
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> Four guys spend weeks planning the perfect backwoods camping and
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> fishing trip. Two days before the group is to leave Frank's wife puts
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> her foot down and tells him he isn't going. Frank's friends are very
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> upset that he can't go, but what can they do.
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> Two days later the three get to the camping site only to find Frank
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> sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, and fish cooking
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> on the fire. "Damn man, how long you been here and how did you talk
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> your wife into letting you go?"
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> "Well, I've been here since yesterday. Yesterday evening I was sitting
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> in my chair and my wife came up behind me and put her hands over my
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> eyes and said 'guess who'?" I pulled her hands off and she was wearing
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> a brand new see through nightie. She took my hand and took me to our
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> bedroom. The room had two dozen candles and rose pedals all over. On
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> the bed she had handcuffs and ropes! She told me to tie and cuff her to
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> the bed and I did. And then she said "Do what ever you want." So here I
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> am.