If I could speak Cat.

This morning I was trying to get off to work when I went through the regular morning ritual of trying to tie my shoes while the cat attacked the laces. I thought about it later that day and thought that if I could speak cat there are several things that I would really like to tell our cats. In no particular order, here they go.

1. I'm just tying my shoes, must we go through this every morning?

2. Yes, it is fascinating how the water goes in circles when I flush the toilet, try not to hurt your neck.

3. Fresh litter!! Everybody come chit!!

4. It's just a moth, for God's sake don't destroy the house!

5. You know, there are legs under those pants.

6. I appreciate the thought, but my jacket is warm enough without all of that extra hair on it.

7. You sure look comfortable but would you mind if I also sat in my chair?

8. Every time the bedroom door is opened, you don't have to run in there and run under the bed, there is nothing new under there. Then you cry when you get locked in.

9. Don't look at me like that, you are the one who snuck into the refrigerator when I wan't looking.

10. That will teach you not to get under the foot of my recliner!

And I have heard this one before but how come you can never hear me calling you but can hear a can opener from anywhere in the house?

Ohhh, Ditch--- How's Cruella???

Remember Rita? The little black kitten we found under the debris after the hurricane? When she took it to the vet for the first checkup the vet said "What's this cat's name?"

"Rita"

The vet turned the cat around, pointed and said "Look" Rita had grown balls. It's hard to tell on a long haired cat until they grow up so we changed the name to Bogard because he hogged all of the food.

Well one day we were on the deck and Cruella turned around and displayed a huge set of balls. Cruella is now "It" and he is doing fine.

That's exactly what I'd like to talk about w/ my cats if I could. They always drag all our shoes w/ laces out from under our shoe bench so they are spread all over the floor. I really think they are setting a trap so we might trip and fall over them while carrying our food on plates and then run in for the grab

Oh my, Cruella was a she, then a he, now an IT!!! Talk about your identity crisis'!! [IMG]http:///oo

Glad to hear my little friend is doing well, whatever IT may be!! Tell it Auntie Bartender says hello!

11. Oh yeah, those aluminum mini blinds are a little tougher on the teeth than the plastic ones, aren't they? Chew these up.

12. What the hell are you looking at?

13. It's cold outside, if you don't pull that tail inside the door right now you are going to loose it.

14. I would really appreciate it if you would stop making "kitty biscuits" with your claws on my azz, I'm trying to sleep.

15. Stop staring at me, will ya?

16. Those are not your kittens, quit moving them from room to room.

17. I know that you kill lizards, you can stop leaving them on the doorstep now.

Hey BF...when are you gonna post a pic of Dundee??? I also want to see the finished Lizzard Habitat.

18. You only need to meow once to say you are hungry
19. If you don't mind, I would like to go potty by myself
20. Yes, I too would like to have my tummy rubbed
21. Go ahead and just ignore me
22. No matter what you think, I am in charge here

I'll try to take a picture of Dundee, he is huge now. And Mike, I see you have a cat also.

We had a cat once that loved to jump into boxes and one day (Felix) went missing for days. Then our neighbor came and asked us if we were missing a cat? We said yes did you find him. They said we think so. They brought us over to their house and we went inside and we could hear a meow coming from somewhere near the center of the room by the fireplace. They said they had heard meowing for several days and couldn't figure out where it was coming from. Well it turns out that ole Felix got on their roof and jumped into what he thought was a nice dark box which of course turned out to be their chimney. He had been in there for days they figured. So I had to get inside the fireplace and reach up in there where he was perched on some kind of a ledge and pull out this black cat that used to be a white Siamese. He's just lucky it wasn't winter and that there wasn't a fire going in there. That same cat we had in Michigan and he went up a huge tree and stayed up there for days til we all got underneath with a big sheet and held it out for him to jump into. We coaxed him on to jump and I don't know if he finally decided to jump or if he just fell but oops, he missed the sheet and landed hard and I think he got the sense knocked out of him for a bit but he was just fine and dandy after awhile. Felix had many encounters with danger in his life and he finally died at the vets office one day after taking him in for not looking too well. The vet said he had a heart attack............just used up one too many of his dramatic lives [IMG]/kitt4.gif

Cool Chools wrote:Ahhh, you gotta love cats!

Bullfrog - did one of your cats really got locked in the refrigerator?

Yes, but it was a kitten, my wife finally heard it meowing.

So this is what goes on inside their cute little fuzzy heads

I'm not fat.....I'm "big-boned"

jw wrote:So this is what goes on inside their cute little fuzzy heads

That is so cute JW I have not seen that before