This morning I was trying to get off to work when I went through the regular morning ritual of trying to tie my shoes while the cat attacked the laces. I thought about it later that day and thought that if I could speak cat there are several things that I would really like to tell our cats. In no particular order, here they go.
1. I'm just tying my shoes, must we go through this every morning?
2. Yes, it is fascinating how the water goes in circles when I flush the toilet, try not to hurt your neck.
3. Fresh litter!! Everybody come chit!!
4. It's just a moth, for God's sake don't destroy the house!
5. You know, there are legs under those pants.
6. I appreciate the thought, but my jacket is warm enough without all of that extra hair on it.
7. You sure look comfortable but would you mind if I also sat in my chair?
8. Every time the bedroom door is opened, you don't have to run in there and run under the bed, there is nothing new under there. Then you cry when you get locked in.
9. Don't look at me like that, you are the one who snuck into the refrigerator when I wan't looking.
10. That will teach you not to get under the foot of my recliner!
And I have heard this one before but how come you can never hear me calling you but can hear a can opener from anywhere in the house?
1. I'm just tying my shoes, must we go through this every morning?
2. Yes, it is fascinating how the water goes in circles when I flush the toilet, try not to hurt your neck.
3. Fresh litter!! Everybody come chit!!
4. It's just a moth, for God's sake don't destroy the house!
5. You know, there are legs under those pants.
6. I appreciate the thought, but my jacket is warm enough without all of that extra hair on it.
7. You sure look comfortable but would you mind if I also sat in my chair?
8. Every time the bedroom door is opened, you don't have to run in there and run under the bed, there is nothing new under there. Then you cry when you get locked in.
9. Don't look at me like that, you are the one who snuck into the refrigerator when I wan't looking.
10. That will teach you not to get under the foot of my recliner!
And I have heard this one before but how come you can never hear me calling you but can hear a can opener from anywhere in the house?