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1 Kitty Litter Cake Recipe on Mon Dec 21, 2009 6:28 pm

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Kitty Litter Cake Recipe



CAKE INGREDIENTS

1 box German chocolate or spice cake mix
1 box of white cake mix
1 package (12 or 16 oz) Black & white sandwich cookies
1 large package vanilla instant pudding mix
A few drops green food coloring
12 small Tootsie Rolls or equivalent

SERVING "DISHES AND UTENSILS"

1 NEW cat-litter box
1 NEW cat-litter box liner
1 NEW pooper scooper


Prepare and bake cake mixes, according to directions, in any size pan. Prepare pudding and chill.
Crumble cookies in small batches in blender or food processor. Add a few drops of green food coloring to 1 cup of cookie crumbs. Mix with a fork or shake in a jar. Set aside.
When cakes are at room temperature, crumble them into a large bowl. Toss with half of the remaining cookie crumbs and enough pudding to make the mixture moist but not soggy. Place liner in litter box and dump in mixture.
Unwrap 3 Tootsie Rolls and heat in a microwave until soft and pliable. Shape the blunt ends into slightly curved points. Repeat with three more rolls. Bury the rolls decoratively in the cake mixture.
Sprinkle remaining white cookie crumbs over the mixture, then scatter green crumbs lightly over top. Heat 5 more Tootsie Rolls until almost melted. Scrape them on top of the cake and sprinkle with crumbs from the litter box. Heat the remaining Tootsie Roll until pliable and hang it over the edge of the box.
Place box on a sheet of newspaper and serve with scooper. Enjoy!





Dave Ahl's Improved Kitty Litter Cake Recipe

The primary ingredient of most actual kitty litter is clay, which is gray. Unfortunately, there are very few gray items in cooking (except for a few fish) so it is difficult to approximate the correct color. In the Ahl cooking laboratory, I found that the above mix of ingredients resulted in a final product that was too dark. Thus, I suggest using the crumbs from only about one-third to one-half of the chocolate cake with the full white cake. This will result in a better base color.
Second, most cakes today are designed to have a moist texture, which means when you crumble the cakes, the resulting particles are too small, more like sticky fine sand (bad) than dry course gravel (good). Thus, I suggest baking the cakes for longer than normal. You want the cakes well-done (not burned, of course) so they'll crumble into gravel-size pieces. Similarly, you want your cookies broken up in gravel-size pieces. My food processor ground them up much too fine, so I put 6 or 8 cookies at a time in a zip-lock bag and pounded them with a rolling pin. A hand chopper would do as well. I also found that a large package of pudding was way too much; a regular 3.4-oz package will be plenty.
Last, it is very difficult to find standard or "fun" size Tootsie Rolls these days. However, Tootsie Roll "Midgees" will do just fine, except you may have to use more of them. If you nuke three of them in a microwave for 20 seconds, they'll be just right to shape and pull.



Last edited by jw on Tue Jan 12, 2010 1:46 pm; edited 1 time in total (Reason for editing : cuz pics left)


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2 Re: Kitty Litter Cake Recipe on Mon Dec 21, 2009 8:18 pm

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UM, have seen the dirt cakes etc, but not sure I even want to try to duplicate kitty litter and UM, poop.


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3 Re: Kitty Litter Cake Recipe on Mon Dec 21, 2009 9:33 pm

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I'm sure it tastes delicious...but ex[ewww]


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4 Re: Kitty Litter Cake Recipe on Tue Dec 22, 2009 8:33 am

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Even I wouldn't eat that and I have eaten the raw dorsal spine of a conch before and tongue tacos.


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5 Re: Kitty Litter Cake Recipe on Mon Jan 11, 2010 9:34 pm

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ex[ewww] I can not for the life of me imagine the occasion where that particular recipe would be "appreciated" ex[burla

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6 Re: Kitty Litter Cake Recipe on Tue Jan 12, 2010 6:26 pm

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I can!! I have 4 grown nephews, 2 stepsons, 2 sons, and 3 teenage grandsons. Have you ever heard how crude boys can be==even men think there's nothing funnier than a good old belch or fart or potty/locker room talk.

Pete worked in a factory that made Lifesaver candy and gum about 27 years ago. They were installing some plumbing right in the work areas and most of the employees were women. Pete was aghast at the language of those women. He said they talked dirtier than plumbers. So women can be that way too.


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7 Re: Kitty Litter Cake Recipe on Wed Jan 13, 2010 8:28 am

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Farting is an endless source of amusement and male bonding.


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8 Re: Kitty Litter Cake Recipe on Wed Jan 13, 2010 5:14 pm

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Did anyone see the movie "The Last King of Scotland"? If so do you remember the part where Edie Amin had stomach problems and the doc helped him out with the baseball bat? ex[lol27]


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