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1Spiritual humor Empty Spiritual humor Wed Jan 13, 2010 6:10 pm

Freddie Peepers

Freddie Peepers
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Minnow

1. This afternoon there will be meetings in the north and south ends of the church, and children will be baptized at both ends.
2. All new sermons every Sunday. No summer reruns. 9:30 a.m. Jesus Walks On Water. 5:00 p.m. Searching For Jesus.
3. Tonight's sermon is "What is Hell?" Come early and listen to the choir practice.
4. For sale: Second-hand tombstone. Excellent buy for someone named Murphy.
5. The ladies of the congregation have cast off clothing of every kind, and they may be seen in the church basement on Friday afternoon.
6. The bean supper will be held on Saturday evening in the church basement. Music will follow.
7. Low self-esteem support group will meet Thursday at 7 p.m. Please use the back door.
8. Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get those things not worth keeping around the house. Don't forget your husbands.
9. For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
10. The associate minister unveiled the church's new giving campaign slogan last Saturday: I upped my pledge. Up yours!

2Spiritual humor Empty Re: Spiritual humor Wed Jan 13, 2010 6:59 pm

Esther


Chatterbox
Chatterbox

That was cute.

3Spiritual humor Empty Re: Spiritual humor Thu Jan 14, 2010 11:57 am

fishlipsmcgee

fishlipsmcgee
Jabberjaws
Jabberjaws

Those are always good for a chuckle. ex[giggle]

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