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1 Think About This on Tue Mar 23, 2010 10:39 am

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Think about this:


1. Cows


2. The Constitution


3. The Ten Commandments

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COWS

Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing
that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track
that single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right
to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington ?
And, they tracked her calves to their stalls .... But they are
unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around
our country.. Maybe we should give each of them a cow..
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THE CONSTITUTION

They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for
Iraq ... Why don't we just give them ours? It was
written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for
over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore..
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THE 10 COMMANDMENTS

The real reason that we can't have the Ten
Commandments posted in a courthouse or Congress is this --
you cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal' 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery'
and 'Thou Shall Not Lie' in a building full of lawyers, judges and
politicians .... it creates a hostile work environment.
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2 Re: Think About This on Tue Mar 23, 2010 11:12 am

Esther


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HOo boy!! Truths


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3 Re: Think About This on Tue Mar 23, 2010 6:41 pm

jw

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Makes ya scratch yer head and say hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm don't it?


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