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1 Woo Hoo I'm gonna be rich!! on Fri Oct 23, 2009 12:22 pm

bullfrog

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I just got this in an email.


For Your Attention.


Sequel to your non response of our earlier letter to you on behalf Of the
trustees and Executors to the Will of our late client. I wish to notify you
that we are listing you as a beneficiary to the total sum of 10.2M pounds (Ten
Million Two Hundred Thousand pounds) in the codicil and last testament of the
deceased. Until his death he was a major share holder in big companies which
include textile and construction companies.


He was a very great philanthropist during his life time. He died on 28th
January 2007 at the age of 78. Even though he was a foreigner living and
working here he requested before his death that he be buried here in his
words, "I regard here as My home and the people as my people" We therefore
reckoned that you can receive this funds as you are qualified by your name
identity. All the legal papers will be processed on your response.


In your acceptance of this deal, we request that you kindly forward any proof
of identities of yours, your current telephone and fax numbers and forwarding
address to enable us file necessary documents at our high court probate
division for the release of this sum of money.


I await your reply soon.


Yours faithfully,

Hugh Brown

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2 Re: Woo Hoo I'm gonna be rich!! on Fri Oct 23, 2009 3:04 pm

jw

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Well I hope you jumped right on that w/ a response............don't forget to send them your credit card info and paypal account also as they may need to use them for shipping that boat load of cash affraid

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3 Re: Woo Hoo I'm gonna be rich!! on Sun Oct 25, 2009 1:43 pm

Esther


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And once you get all that money, I have some land in Florida, oh and I think a bridge you might like to buy.

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4 Re: Woo Hoo I'm gonna be rich!! on Wed Nov 04, 2009 1:28 am

Bartender

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And I just got this one:

URGENT BUSINESS ASSISTANCE
From: sipho sipho <sipho_sipho9@msn.com> Add to Contacts
To:


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FROM: MR. SIPHO KHUMALO

JOHANNESBURG SOUTH AFRICA

TEL: +27-71949-3052

FAX: +27-11-219-7539

E-MAIL: siphokhumalo@sify.com





URGENT BUSINESS ASSISTANCE



Good day!!



My name is MR. SIPHO KHUMALO, the Chief Auditor of Ned Bank of South Africa (Ned Bank) there is an account opened in this bank in 1999 and since 2003 nobody has operated on this account again. After going through some old files in the records, I discovered that if I do not remit this money out urgently it would be forfeited.



The owner of this account is Mr. Andreas B. Smith, a foreigner and a Miner at Kruger Gold Company. A Geologist by profession died in 2003. No one knows about this account or anything concerning it the account has no other beneficiary and the investigation proves to me as well that his company does not know anything about this account and the amount in the account at the moment is US$18.500.000.00 Million Dollars (Eighteen Million Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars).



As the money is in United States Dollars I need a foreign partner/account to transfer the money overseas thus I am contacting you. Please kindly indicate and if so contact me on the above phone numbers to enable me inform you on next step to take. I need your full co-operation to make this transaction work because the management is ready to approve this payment to any foreigner who has correct information on this account, which I will give you if you indicate your interest. I hope you can be able to handle such amount in strict confidence because this opportunity will never come again in my life. I need truthful person in this business relationship because I don’t want to make any mistake. I need your strong assurance and confidentiality. With my position now in the office I can transfer this money to any reliable foreign account, with assurance that this money will be intact pending my physical arrival in your country for sharing.



All documents regarding this transaction will be destroyed once I receive confirmation of the money in your account thus leaving no trace to anything. I will apply for annual leave to get visa immediately on confirmation to receive this fund into your designated account with appropriate clearance forms from the Ministries and Foreign Exchange Departments. At the conclusion of this business you will be given 25% of the total amount, 70% will be for me, while 5% will be for expenses that we might incur during the course of this transaction.



Finally, please if you are interested in this transaction, all I want you to do is to send me your Private Mobile Phone and Fax Numbers for Easy Communication including your personal Bank Account Details, where this money will be transfer (Your Bank Name, Bank Address, Account Number, Account Holder’s Name, Bank Branch, Identity Number, and Home Address). Please kindly call me on the above private phone numbers before sending a fax message for security reasons. While I’m looking forward to receive your immediate reply by phone or fax as soon as you receive this letter.



Thanks and may the Almighty God bless you.



MR. SIPHO KHUMALO

(Chief Auditor Ned Bank)

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5 Re: Woo Hoo I'm gonna be rich!! on Wed Nov 04, 2009 8:33 am

bullfrog

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Wow! Bartender is gonna be rich too! What a stroke of luck!


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6 Re: Woo Hoo I'm gonna be rich!! on Wed Nov 04, 2009 9:20 am

rosebud

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bullfrog wrote:Wow! Bartender is gonna be rich too! What a stroke of luck!

Are there really people who are gullible enough to believe that crap? I get e-mails all the time saying my bank account has been frozen or some such nonsense and they need my account information. Sometimes I wonder if maybe I have "stupid" stamped on my forehead!

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7 Re: Woo Hoo I'm gonna be rich!! on Thu Nov 05, 2009 12:20 am

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You'll get sophisticated letters. I get the ones with improper grammer and spelling. I think mine come from some foreign planet. lol

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