When my son was a teenager he had a friend named Skip. Skip was a pale, skinny dude who never started any crap because he couldn't defend himself. He went to a redneck bar and a bouncer beat him up real bad. He never started trouble. My son ans hid friends started harassing the guy. First they loaded super soakers with paint remover and sprayed down his car. The next night they bought a 40 pound bag of cow manure and dumped it in his drivers seat. Then they punched his front tires out in his driveway. They drove by and saw him leave with the tires, they then punched his back tires and pushed the car off of the jacks.
He finally bought a new car and a friend told them he had a video camera in his bedroom window, filming his car all night. My son got a big piece of cardboard and walked in front of the window blocking the view. They poured paint remover on his new car. A week later, they soaked it in paint thinner and set it on fire. The final one was the best, they cut off his water at the meter then poured a bag of concrete on top of it. They drove by the next day and saw him hammering away at it with a big metal rod.
He finally bought a new car and a friend told them he had a video camera in his bedroom window, filming his car all night. My son got a big piece of cardboard and walked in front of the window blocking the view. They poured paint remover on his new car. A week later, they soaked it in paint thinner and set it on fire. The final one was the best, they cut off his water at the meter then poured a bag of concrete on top of it. They drove by the next day and saw him hammering away at it with a big metal rod.
I thought they did those horrible things to the bouncer who beat up the friend. Uh, still not a cool thing to do though. Except the cow manure in his front seat. Maybe he had that coming to him. ![ex[blushing]](/users/3011/10/21/46/smiles/95110.gif)
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