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911 today.. so far..

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1911 today.. so far.. Empty 911 today.. so far.. Tue Feb 08, 2011 7:12 am

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We started the day off as usual, driving around looking for trouble...

911 today.. so far.. Medic1005



Instead, we got "Miss Rosie", a delightful 70 year old female full of spirit and as nasty as a pole dancer.

It all started when I loaded the stretcher into the back, she said, "You gonna get in here and hump me now?"

"Not right now Miss Rosie."

"Why don't you come over here and spank my cat?"

"Not right now Miss Rosie."

She was like this the entire time. As the staff examined her, we sang Al Green, Barry White and Fats Domino tunes together. She then launched into a medley of "Blueberry Hill" and Marvin Gaye's "Let's get it on."

She then kept asking me if i was ready to get it on. The staff was in stitches, I love patients like this. for your viewing pleasure, meet Miss Rosie, turn your speakers up..

https://s109.photobucket.com/albums/n58/Ditchdoctor/?action=view&current=medic1007.mp4

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