Many moons ago my partner and I were on patrol at night driving past the Brass Rail, a local biker bar. There was a car parked out front and it was shaking violently. I mean it was really moving and squeaking. At first we thought someone inside the car was getting the crap beat out of them. We stopped to investigate and couldn't see inside because the windows were all fogged up.
I opened the back door of the car where all the action seemed to be taking place and saw a 300 pound biker drilling some gal who likely weight 230. The biker turns his head to see who was interrupting his technique and when he saw me he said something like, "Oh, sorry sir." I said something like "Carry on." and then I closed the door. After I closed the door I realized their clothes had fallen out of the car and into the gutter. I picked them up and tossed them on top of another car parked a couple of cars down the road....
I opened the back door of the car where all the action seemed to be taking place and saw a 300 pound biker drilling some gal who likely weight 230. The biker turns his head to see who was interrupting his technique and when he saw me he said something like, "Oh, sorry sir." I said something like "Carry on." and then I closed the door. After I closed the door I realized their clothes had fallen out of the car and into the gutter. I picked them up and tossed them on top of another car parked a couple of cars down the road....