Political Correctness - Funny!

Just keeping you in the loop for proper word choice, always looking out for precision communication J



Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America ,



Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as'HILLBILLIES.'


You must now refer to them as



APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS .

And furthermore



HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:


1. She is not a 'BABE' or a 'CHICK' - She is a
' BREASTED AMERICAN. '




2. She is not 'EASY' - She is


'HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.'




3. She is not a 'DUMB BLONDE' - She is a


'LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY..'




4. She has not 'BEEN AROUND' - She is a


'PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION.'




5. She does not 'NAG' you - She becomes


' VERBALLY REPETITIVE.'




6. She is not a 'TWO-BIT HOOKER' - She is a


' LOW COST PROVIDER.'


HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE

POLITICALLY CORRECT:




1.. He does not have a 'BEER GUT' - He has developed a

'LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.'




2.. He is not a 'BAD DANCER' - He is


' OVERLY CAUCASIAN.'




3.. He does not 'GET LOST ALL THE TIME' - He

' INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS..'




4.. He is not 'BALDING' - He is in

'FOLLICLE REGRESSION.'




5.. He does not act like a 'TOTAL ASS' - He develops a case of

RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.'

(Loved this one!)




6.. It's not his 'CRACK' you see hanging out of his pants - It's

'TROUSER CLEAVAGE.'

That was good, I've never heard of trouser cleavage.