Liberal vs Conservative

Any truth to these conservative view statements?

If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn`t buy one.
If a liberal doesn't like guns, he often wants all guns outlawed.

If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn`t eat meat.
If a liberal is a vegetarian, he often wants all meat products banned for everyone.

If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.

If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Liberals often demand that those they don't like be shut down.

If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
A liberal non-believer often wants any mention of God and religion silenced. (Unless it's a foreign religion, of course!)

If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
A liberal often demands that the rest of us pay for his.

Yuppie.