SENIOR DRESS CODE


Many of us 'Old Folks' ( WAY over 50) are quite confused today about how we should present ourselves. Feeling 'young' , we try to conform to current fashions and present a youthful image.

Contrary to what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together and should be avoided:



1. A nose ring and bifocals

2. Spiked hair and bald spots

3. A pierced tongue and dentures

4. Miniskirts and support hose

5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads

6. Speedo's and cellulite

7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar

8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor

9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge

10. Bikinis and liver spots

11. Mini skirts and varicose veins

And, Most importantly


At some point you have to give up the 'DAISY DUKE' shorts..........

You have got to be kidding. I cannot imagine letting my backside and legs seen like that. Mine is worse but still----in a public place!!! If she were my spouse/friend/sister/mother/daughter/, I'd lock her in the house if she was going out like that. Aren't there laws about indecent exposure??

And yup, those were Daisey Duke shorts at one point and then she put on a slew of weight and they because Jumbo the Elephant shorts.

You know, I'm very overweight now and have been at least chunky most of my life so tend to take offense when people make fun of someone who is fat. But that lady is, is----no lady!!!

Actually, the worst part of her getup is that she is wearing a jacket over her tanktop that shows her cleavage and granny shoes instead of sandals.

But as I rethink it, a tanktop wouldn't go down far enough to show her cleavage.

That's just totally ridiculous.............guess she has no mirrors or friends to help her with her attire

I wish I didn't see that picture.

I have often wondered what an ederly person looked like when they were younger. This picture has cured me. I will never wonder again because at a certain time it really doesn't matter what you used to look like rather what you now look like.
The look on her husbands face is priceless and has probably been the same look for many many years. All of their neighbors see him outside and can't help but say, "oh that poor man".

I'd be afraid that those "parts" which haven't seen the light of day in a long time would get sunburned.

I wonder how she and her family feel seeing her ass hanging out on the internet for all to see.................maybe she's proud of the way she looks cuz maybe she just lost 100lbs and she's showing it off Maybe she's had those shorts since she was a kid and she had them in her saving clothes till they fit pile and she finally was able to scrinch them on All I know is every time I see that picture of her I am embarrassed to death for her and all of woman kind