This poor fellow was having a bad day, his wife left him for his neighbor, he got fired from his job and his car was stolen. He started walking home across the bridge and feeling sorry for himself, he thought about taking his own life and putting an end to his misery.
He climbed up on the ledge of the bridge and was ready to jump when a man walking by convinced him to come down off the ledge.
"What could be so bad that you'd take your own life?" asked the first man.
The poor fellow recounted his day, describing his wife leaving, job loss, and getting his car stolen.
"I want you to come and work for me, I can give you a new lease on life"
The poor fellow says "what do you have in mind?"
" I want you to sell toothbrushes for me" the man replies.
"Forget it, I think I'd rather be dead"
The man convinces him to get off the ledge and gives the poor fellow a card with the address of his business on it.The next day the fellow shows up and is given a suitcase full of toothbrushes.
"Go out and sell these toothbrushes"
The fellow leaves and comes back a couple hours later.
"All the toothbrushes have been sold"
The man is impressed as no one has ever sold a whole case of toothbrushes in such a short amount of time.
"Here is another case of toothbrushes, take and sell these and I'll make you an executive in my company"
The fellow leaves and is back in no time at all.
"All brushes sold" the fellow boasts.
"Amazing!" replies the man.
"How did you do it?"
"I'd like to tell my other salesmen about your unbelievable success"
"Oh it was really pretty easy, I went to the airport and rented out two long tables near where the people were coming off the plane"
"On the first table, I put a big bowl of chips, right next to that I put a big bowl of dip"
"And on the second table I had all the toothbrushes spread out"
The people would come off the plane and grab a chip, then put it in the dip.
When they put it in their mouth, they would exclaim "WOW this dip tastes like SHIT"
I'd say "IT IS....Do you want to buy a toothbrush?![ex[sick]](/users/3011/10/21/46/smiles/342481.gif)
He climbed up on the ledge of the bridge and was ready to jump when a man walking by convinced him to come down off the ledge.
"What could be so bad that you'd take your own life?" asked the first man.
The poor fellow recounted his day, describing his wife leaving, job loss, and getting his car stolen.
"I want you to come and work for me, I can give you a new lease on life"
The poor fellow says "what do you have in mind?"
" I want you to sell toothbrushes for me" the man replies.
"Forget it, I think I'd rather be dead"
The man convinces him to get off the ledge and gives the poor fellow a card with the address of his business on it.The next day the fellow shows up and is given a suitcase full of toothbrushes.
"Go out and sell these toothbrushes"
The fellow leaves and comes back a couple hours later.
"All the toothbrushes have been sold"
The man is impressed as no one has ever sold a whole case of toothbrushes in such a short amount of time.
"Here is another case of toothbrushes, take and sell these and I'll make you an executive in my company"
The fellow leaves and is back in no time at all.
"All brushes sold" the fellow boasts.
"Amazing!" replies the man.
"How did you do it?"
"I'd like to tell my other salesmen about your unbelievable success"
"Oh it was really pretty easy, I went to the airport and rented out two long tables near where the people were coming off the plane"
"On the first table, I put a big bowl of chips, right next to that I put a big bowl of dip"
"And on the second table I had all the toothbrushes spread out"
The people would come off the plane and grab a chip, then put it in the dip.
When they put it in their mouth, they would exclaim "WOW this dip tastes like SHIT"
I'd say "IT IS....Do you want to buy a toothbrush?
