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I leave the toilet seat up

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1I leave the toilet seat up Empty I leave the toilet seat up Sat Dec 25, 2010 8:58 am

bullfrog

bullfrog
Master Bullshitter
Master Bullshitter

I keep my clean underwear and t shirts in the bathroom drawers so they are right there when I get out of the shower.

I throw my razor down on the counter top, that's where it stays.

My scissors, tweezers and other stuff never turns up missing.

I leave empty toilet paper rolls on the back of the toilet until I have enough for a trip to the garbage. Someday, I'll buy a wastebasket for in there.

I don't tolerate any feminine toiletries in the bathroom at all, just man stuff.

I clean the toilet when I feel like it, which isn't often.

The shower curtain has two deer, woods and a log cabin on it.

The only decoration is a mountain man statue wearing a hat, holding a saddle and with a big, bushy beard. Absolutely no dishes of girly soap shaped like flowers and crap anywhere to be seen.

I scrub the ring in the tub when I feel like it, when I get damn good and ready which hasn't happened yet.

How do i maintain such total dominance of the bathroom you ask? It's simple, you just have to assert your masculine manliness that comes natural when you are a Sexual tyrannosaurus such as myself, an alpha male of such fierce ferociousness that wild hogs flee and tremble at the sound of my name. When I go to the zoo, the rhinoceros runs and hides behind the bushes. Women hold the door open for me.

And... I have my own bathroom.

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