I keep my clean underwear and t shirts in the bathroom drawers so they are right there when I get out of the shower.
I throw my razor down on the counter top, that's where it stays.
My scissors, tweezers and other stuff never turns up missing.
I leave empty toilet paper rolls on the back of the toilet until I have enough for a trip to the garbage. Someday, I'll buy a wastebasket for in there.
I don't tolerate any feminine toiletries in the bathroom at all, just man stuff.
I clean the toilet when I feel like it, which isn't often.
The shower curtain has two deer, woods and a log cabin on it.
The only decoration is a mountain man statue wearing a hat, holding a saddle and with a big, bushy beard. Absolutely no dishes of girly soap shaped like flowers and crap anywhere to be seen.
I scrub the ring in the tub when I feel like it, when I get damn good and ready which hasn't happened yet.
How do i maintain such total dominance of the bathroom you ask? It's simple, you just have to assert your masculine manliness that comes natural when you are a Sexual tyrannosaurus such as myself, an alpha male of such fierce ferociousness that wild hogs flee and tremble at the sound of my name. When I go to the zoo, the rhinoceros runs and hides behind the bushes. Women hold the door open for me.
And... I have my own bathroom.
I throw my razor down on the counter top, that's where it stays.
My scissors, tweezers and other stuff never turns up missing.
I leave empty toilet paper rolls on the back of the toilet until I have enough for a trip to the garbage. Someday, I'll buy a wastebasket for in there.
I don't tolerate any feminine toiletries in the bathroom at all, just man stuff.
I clean the toilet when I feel like it, which isn't often.
The shower curtain has two deer, woods and a log cabin on it.
The only decoration is a mountain man statue wearing a hat, holding a saddle and with a big, bushy beard. Absolutely no dishes of girly soap shaped like flowers and crap anywhere to be seen.
I scrub the ring in the tub when I feel like it, when I get damn good and ready which hasn't happened yet.
How do i maintain such total dominance of the bathroom you ask? It's simple, you just have to assert your masculine manliness that comes natural when you are a Sexual tyrannosaurus such as myself, an alpha male of such fierce ferociousness that wild hogs flee and tremble at the sound of my name. When I go to the zoo, the rhinoceros runs and hides behind the bushes. Women hold the door open for me.
And... I have my own bathroom.