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911 this morning again..

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1911 this morning again.. Empty 911 this morning again.. Tue Feb 01, 2011 12:15 pm

bullfrog

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Some people have an implanted defibrillator with a small battery. when their heart goes into an abnormal but shock able rhythm, it administers a small shock directly to the heart tissue and converts them back to a normal rhythm.

The massive cold front blew through this morning with wind, lots of rain, lightning and thunder. The call came into dispatch as follows.

"Freedom One EMS."

"I need help."

"What seems to be the problem?"

"Every time it lightnings, my defibrillator goes off and shocks me." 911 this morning again.. 357774

2911 this morning again.. Empty Re: 911 this morning again.. Wed Feb 02, 2011 7:33 am

bullfrog

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Actually, she was walking across the floor with fuzzy slippers and built up static electricity. Then she reached for a door knob right when it lightninged and got a small shock. She thought it was her defibrillator and it scared her so bad that she fell and hurt her hip.

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