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Learn to Live Like Noah's Ark

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1Learn to Live Like Noah's Ark Empty Learn to Live Like Noah's Ark Wed Nov 18, 2009 12:23 pm

fishlipsmcgee

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Noah’s Ark teaches us ten lessons on how to lead a happy and successful life, and you can read it here.
Though the bible has been sometimes discredited by those who do not believe, it is one of the good and reliable sources for finding out how to live happily. Here are some of the lessons from the story of the flood and Noah’s Ark in a slightly humoristic tone.


1) Whatever you do, pay attention that you do not miss the boat.

2) Remember that you are not alone because everyone is in the same boat with you.

3) You need to look into the future and plan for it. Remember that when Noah started building the ark, it had not started raining.

4) Keep healthy and fit because even when you have reached the golden age of six-hundred years, someone might approach you and ask you to perform something really big, grand and important.

5) Ignore those that criticize you and instead just keep your eye on the job that you need to get done.

6) Build your future on a very high ground.

7) If you wish to be safe, always travel in pairs.

8) Though you might think that speed is a great advantage, it is not necessarily so because on Noah’s Ark the cheetahs were on the same boat with the snails.

9) Feeling stressed out? Float around for a while.

10) Note that while the Ark was built by an amateur, the Titanic was built by professionals.


To sum up, lead a good and happy life by doing what you like, while not harming others and while looking to your interests in the future.

2Learn to Live Like Noah's Ark Empty Re: Learn to Live Like Noah's Ark Wed Nov 18, 2009 4:00 pm

Mikey

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(11) And remember to thank God that he brought young dinosaurs and elephants on the ark.......otherwise you would have needed a really large pooper scooper..... ex[giggle]

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