A girl is about to tie the knot and she is watching her mother bake biscuits in the kitchen. "Mom", she asks, "how did you keep Dad so happy after all these years of marriage?"
Mother promptly throws a wad of biscuit dough on the floor, hikes up her dress, squats down and picks the dough up with her snatch.
"Practice this and when you can do it I'll guarantee that your man will be satisfied for the rest of his life" her mother said.
So the girl practiced until her wedding night. While her husband waited anxiously for her in bed, she emerged wearing a sexy negligee, carrying a can of biscuit dough.
She opened the can, threw a wad on the floor, lifted her negligee, squatted over the dough and accidentally let out a thunderous fart as she did so.
Her husband, startled, jumped from the bed and backed away.
"What's wrong Honey" she asked.
He replied, "Shit woman" as he stepped further away. "If that thing barked like that for a biscuit, I sure as hell don't want to throw any meat at it."
Mother promptly throws a wad of biscuit dough on the floor, hikes up her dress, squats down and picks the dough up with her snatch.
"Practice this and when you can do it I'll guarantee that your man will be satisfied for the rest of his life" her mother said.
So the girl practiced until her wedding night. While her husband waited anxiously for her in bed, she emerged wearing a sexy negligee, carrying a can of biscuit dough.
She opened the can, threw a wad on the floor, lifted her negligee, squatted over the dough and accidentally let out a thunderous fart as she did so.
Her husband, startled, jumped from the bed and backed away.
"What's wrong Honey" she asked.
He replied, "Shit woman" as he stepped further away. "If that thing barked like that for a biscuit, I sure as hell don't want to throw any meat at it."
