Why women can't be sent to the Hardware store!!!

This is why you can't send a woman to a hardware store....

Bubba was fixing a door and he found that he needed a new hinge, so he sent his wife Mary Louise to the hardware store.

At the hardware store Mary Louise saw a beautiful teapot on a top shelf while she was waiting for Joe Bob, the manager, to finish waiting on a customer.

When Joe Bob was finished, Mary Louise asked how much for the teapot. Joe Bob replied, "That's silver and it costs $100!"

"My goodness, that sure is a lotta money!" Mary Louise exclaimed. Then she proceeded to describe the hinge that Bubba had sent her to buy, and Joe Bob went to the back room to find it.

From the backroom Joe Bob yelled, "Mary Louise, you wanna screw for that hinge?"

To which Mary Louise replied, "No, but I will for the teapot."

I was once sent to the hardware store to get a belt for the riding lawn mower. The guy asked if it was a 47. I told him it couldn't be that old. Turns out the 47 is the length.

That's too, too funny, Esther! Did you tell your husband when you got home?

Yah I told him.

OR Why you don't send a man to the grocery store

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YFRUSTiFUs

I wouldn't send Pete because he buys exactly what is on the list. We could be out of bread or milk and he knew it but he wouldn't buy anything but what's on the list. If he shops with me, I tell him to look at the stuff on the shelf and if he knows we are out, get some. But it doesn't compute.

Fishlips did you mean to post that link above or am I missing some inside joke or something? I can be daft sometimes but I just don't get the connection  :[IMG]/confused[/quote]

    Thanks for pointing that out  That must have still been on my clipboard.  I thought I was posting this link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YFRUSTiFUs

It takes a minute or so to get to the point so stick with it

I'll edit my post also with the right link