Bartender and I go way back. We were partners on an ambulance and we have seen the best and the worst things that life can throw at a person. I too would trust her with the lives of my children, she is a a great and caring medic.
We made heart wrenching calls, the time an elderly woman woke up from a nap to find her husband of fifty years dead and then she herself had a heart attack and "died". We were able to save her but not her husband. I'll never forget it. everyone was focused on dad who was obviously dead, cold dead when bartender looked at mom and said "She doesn't look so good."
I looked at her and said "She isn't breathing." We drug her to the floor and in front of her kids ripped her dress open. I placed the paddles of the defibrillator on her chest and she was in fine V Fib (ventricular fibrillation) I charged the defibrillator and shouted "Clear!" Looked to make sure that Bartender wasn't touching her and shocked her. No response so I increased the voltage, the whine of the machine wound up and then there was a blip, followed by another, and then another.
Her heart began to beat and she took in a long, loud, deep breath and opened her eyes. Bartender was holding her head and looked into her eyes and said "Helloooo." She made it, there is no bigger rush in this world than arriving on a scene where someone is clinically dead and leaving with a live patient. We were overjoyed. Then reality sets in. She had lived with this man for 50 years and the shock of his death literally killed her and we brought her back to mourn.
It was a mixed feeling of emotions, would she have been better off just to have left with him? But then her kids would have lost both parents on the same day.
Sorry for the sad story, we have some funny ones also. I let Bartender field the man with the dirty dildo in his pocket. Do you want to try this one Bartender, or the Michelin Man?