Getting older

A man was concerned that his elderly wife was going deaf so he called the doctor and asked him what to do. The doctor said "Stand twenty feet behind her and say something in a normal tone of voice. If she doesn't answer, move five feet closer. Do this until she can hear you."

The man walks into the kitchen and stands twenty feet behind his wife and says "Hey Honey, whats for dinner?" He gets no reply so he moves five feet closer and repeats the question, still no answer. He does this two more times and still gets no answer so he steps right beside her and asks her again.

She looked at him and said "FOR THE FIFTH TIME, CHICKEN!"

Hmmmmmmm, Sounds like Bobby!

Oh, this is funny. Hubby cooked dinner tonight. He just came in and said it was ready. I asked what we were having. Guess what it is! Yep, chicken! :[IMG]laughing0

That's going on here a bit as DH has exhibited some agravating behaviors a while back. I didn't know if he didn't hear me or was choosing not to answer. We went to the audiologist and they said he had loss in his left ear and sold him a hearing aid for it. But about that time it was summer and the AC went out on his work truck. The wind whistling past his left ear drove him nuts. He said it clogged up with gunk all the time and guess where it is now. UHHUH, laying in his drawer----------$2500 to lay in his drawer. GRRRR

Start screaming Esther, he'll put it back in.