Zorro we are orbiting

Captains log 12/19/2036. We are attempting to find my old friend Zorro who was last reported frequenting the bordellos of the moons of Meborp. We are approaching at warp 6 and this will require a slingshot maneuver around the planet Meborp to use her gravitational field to slow down enough to enter an elliptical orbit around the third moon Chia where he was last arrested and then released.

A homing beacon has been sent and we are prepared to beam him up as soon as he activates his coordinates. We cannot maintain this orbit for long as our fuel is running desperately low, but I will not leave my friend as long as a breath of life resides within me.

We are launching probes to all of the taverns, jails, veteran's hospitals and whorehouses on this moon hoping for a beacon as to where he is. Our fuel is running desperately low and the gravitational field of Chia tugs at us pulling us ever closer to destruction. We are losing altitude but will not leave without Zorro.

May God be with us.

Captain Bullfrog, Uhura here. I checked the Dark side but still no comunication from Zorro. Perhaps the Bartender would have better luck at the Facebook tavern. She said she saw him there.

Thanks Rosebud, hopefully he will pop up somewhere.

I saddled up and Miss Mindy King and I hit the dusty trails. But no sign of our caped crusader.

Zorro would be a great addition. He has a lot of humor, a lot of heart and can debate with the best of them.

I have emailed the Masked One, as well as sent him a message via Facebook. We'll find him yet!!

I was looking at all 45 pages of my photobucket and saw a shot of Zorro and myself getting ready to escort the rolling Viet Nam Wall Memorial. He is a veteran and a good guy.

I was reviewing the coordinates. It seems someone typed the northings and eastings in reverse. We should be on the other side of this moon. This makes sense to me for it seems the more reasonable area for him to blend in. I will have that silly engineer retype the coordinates but fear our fuel is so low we will never make it.

Surveyor wrote:I was reviewing the coordinates. It seems someone typed the northings and eastings in reverse. We should be on the other side of this moon. This makes sense to me for it seems the more reasonable area for him to blend in. I will have that silly engineer retype the coordinates but fear our fuel is so low we will never make it.

Once located Zorro can bring some dilythium crystals aboard if he makes room in his backpack, he may have to dump some of that sodium nyborg.

So be it. I know we are searching for Zorro and we need the dilythium crysatals but I have to request first dibs on the sodium nyborg that sh*t is great.

Everyone can breathe a small sigh of relief. I was able to make contact with the Caped Crusader!!

Of course, he's so quick, no one noticed him when he shot in past the shields! Our friend Zorro has been known to warp Warp Speed!!

The Masked Man has assured me he will make his appearance known sometime in the near future.


(Sorry, not a trekkie--it's the best I could do)

Thank you Bartender, I was getting a little worried about him. The jails on the moons of Meborp can be a little rough, actually that's where Zorro and I met, but that is another story.

jw wrote:Wow I can't wait to meet this hunk of a man Zorro...........he must be one Supreme being the way you guys all rave about him

He is very clever and funny.

Get Zorro and Bullfrog together and no telling what will happen. But I can assure you it won't be dull. Then throw Bartender in there and it really gets going. Of course, I just sit by the fire and sip my "tea." :[IMG]/hidelaug

bubbles wrote:Get Zorro and Bullfrog together and no telling what will happen. But I can assure you it won't be dull. Then throw Bartender in there and it really gets going. Of course, I just sit by the fire and sip my "tea." :[IMG]/hidelaug

What she's not saying is that it is mushroom tea that she is sipping.

We are getting a signal with homing coordinates. Zorro, deactivate your levitation device and stop doing the sodium nyborg long enough to enter your coordinates properly. We are picking up Nubians on our long range scanners. They have assumed attack formation, have raised their shields and are approaching at warp 8. This is going to be close as we will have to lower our shields in order to beam you up. And no, you can't bring that two headed prostitute with you but you can come back and visit her.

Bubbles is wreaking havok on our communication systems as her horses are nibbling on the com links. Rosebud, JW and Bartender are playing on the main frame computer making this rescue attempt even more difficult. Surveyor is putting a pond in on the bridge. I will be on the holodeck engauged in a sea battle.

Shhhhhhhh! These people will think I am an old hippie, Bullfrog

bubbles wrote:Shhhhhhhh! These people will think I am an old hippie, Bullfrog

It's time that they knew.

Ohura (Rosebud) open a hailing frequency to the inbound Nubian vessels. Surveyer, I need more power.Bubbles, please move your horses from in front of the viewer. Dammit Zorro! Give us the coordinates. The Nubians are closing fast.

Gosh Damnitt Bullfrog. I have been telling you that for years. I have been trying and trying to get you to go to the gym with me but no you want to sit around smoke the pipe and gives orders. Ok I guees I can pick you up again so that you can hit the more power button. I wish you wouldd at least let me push it now and then... heres a boost captain.

mushroom tea, smoke pipe, two headed prostitute??????????? I want in on this party
I have just whipped up a batch of some home-grown, I mean home-made brownies to share

Ahem!! "Ohura, open a hailing frequency to the inbound Nubian vessels."

"Yes Captain.... frequency is open"

"Put it on the viewer."

"As You wish Captain."



"Attention inbound Nubian vessels. This is Captain Bullfrog of the Federation Starship Penoid. We are on a peaceful rescue mission. What are your intentions?"



"We intercepted transmissions from your ship indicating that you intend to remove Dylithiam Crystals from Meborps moon Chia. That is in clear violation of our terrtitorial mining colonies. You are to break orbit and leave now or we will fire on you"

"We will not leave without our comrade."

Bullfrog turns, drops trousers and moons the Nubians.

"Raise shields! Apply maximum power to forward deflector shields! Send out another beacon to Zorro.!