A little boy, sitting in church, tugged on his mother's sleeve and said, "Mommy, I have to pee." She of course was embarrassed and said, "It's not appropriate to use the word pee in church. Next time say you 'need to whisper'. The following Sunday Junior was sitting with Daddy and tugged on his sleeve to say, "Daddy, I have to whisper." Daddy said, "OK, just do it in my ear."
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